When I start to develop a crush on someone
Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better
too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds
straight sex is so weird
This Ice Cream Truck Too Turnt Right Now
the dark lord has returned to hogwarts
are we gonna say anything about the gagged bieber cutout or
A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one.
Street harassment is not a compliment.
Robert Downey Jr, ladies and gentlemen….