Mom im moving out
ITS A STRAWBERRY BUTTERFLY
3:29 p.m. feel free to add to this! (via expresswithsilence)
I like this list. Nice reminder.(via housewifeswag)
The face your kitten makes after you rescue him from an alley downtown.
I’m gonna cry now
cuz his face
it’s like ‘thank you i was so scared’
; ^ ;
he has CAT TEARS.
Not all Americans:
• are fat
• like McDonald’s
• like meat
• drink coffee
• PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR
• HAVE A PET EAGLE
michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desertmy hero
me when i need to do laundry
cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore
i don’t even know where to start with this post
If you leak someone’s nudes that trusted you enough, and built up the confidence to share for your eyes only you are WEAK and I hope natural selection comes for you
Pixar can never top this.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?
if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances