teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me: tastybitch69@aol.com

16

April

135,180 notes

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phantomofthecity:

cicatrici-belle:

How to get away with not drawing the other eye

you just shattered the fourth wall of art

phantomofthecity:

cicatrici-belle:

How to get away with not drawing the other eye

you just shattered the fourth wall of art

(Source: megustaelheladoylosgatitos)

14

April

619,424 notes

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nicevagina:

nuclearworld:

Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.

Man has a lot of sex: God.

Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.

Man is virgin by choice: Loser.

society u ok

i’m glad she included the flip side

(Source: psychoalchemy)

14

April

217,304 notes

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publicpools:

let’s jdate?

publicpools:

let’s jdate?

14

April

973 notes

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death-by-lulz:

cyborglovesong:

Velma is having none of your vampire shit today

14

April

335,558 notes

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teamrocketing:

how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you

14

April

198,025 notes

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molgars:

molgars:

when i came out to my dad he was like ‘honey i don’t care if you fuck girls lord knows i’ve sucked a lil dick in my time’ 

dad

dad no

i can’t wait to tell my dad that he’s famous on the internet for sucking cock i’m sure he’ll be thrilled

14

April

141,562 notes

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slackerlackermotivation:

needs to be put up in every school 

slackerlackermotivation:

needs to be put up in every school 

(Source: yeah-yeah-the-oat)

14

April

129,143 notes

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(Source: bynce)

14

April

92,308 notes

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stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK


YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

NO GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE POST THAT MAKES ME TUMBLR FAMOUS

14

April

110,756 notes

This text was reblogged from ferrickhistoryts and originally by stereofeathers.

happiusagi:

hinauchi:

I awwed out loud
omg

i awwed out loud before i read the comment.

happiusagi:

hinauchi:

I awwed out loud

omg

i awwed out loud before i read the comment.

(Source: judyjudybobooty)

11

April

189,401 notes

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slutsondemand:

Did they not know it was a horse?

slutsondemand:

Did they not know it was a horse?

(Source: pleatedjeans)

11

April

154,861 notes

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toxicmp3:

feminism is here

toxicmp3:

feminism is here

11

April

28,959 notes

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davidtennantspants:

I HAVE SEARCHED ACROSS THE AGES FOR THIS GIFSET

(Source: sandandglass)

11

April

127,554 notes

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lucithor:

mtrenchie:

do you ever say something and then 2 seconds later realize no no nOo nOONONOO I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT

image

11

April

74,715 notes

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