How to get away with not drawing the other eye
you just shattered the fourth wall of art
Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.
Man has a lot of sex: God.
Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.
Man is virgin by choice: Loser.
society u ok
i’m glad she included the flip side
Velma is having none of your vampire shit today
how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you
when i came out to my dad he was like ‘honey i don’t care if you fuck girls lord knows i’ve sucked a lil dick in my time’
i can’t wait to tell my dad that he’s famous on the internet for sucking cock i’m sure he’ll be thrilled
needs to be put up in every school
FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK
YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD
MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE
NO GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE POST THAT MAKES ME TUMBLR FAMOUS
I awwed out loud
i awwed out loud before i read the comment.
Did they not know it was a horse?
feminism is here
I HAVE SEARCHED ACROSS THE AGES FOR THIS GIFSET